MUSIC

Not that I didn't LOVE the original version, but I now feel secure enough to parade the fact that I like the song again ...and by "song" I mean the cover that this guy is singing and by "like" I mean playing it over AND OVER AND OVER again on youtube.

Dear Drake,

Message me for my number, I'll make it a point to never forget you. PROMISE.Promise, and I promise I like you for other reasons than your $, fame, the fact you were on the whitest show ever (Degrassi) and ability to meet Paris Hilton.

P.S. I HEARD HOW YOU KISSED THAT RANDOM ASS GIRLS NECK AT THE FURMAN CONCERT IN GREENVILLE, SC. I'M NOT DOWN FOR THAT SHIT. (Cough cough cough) I mean, if you happened to pick me at your next concert I wouldn't say no (cough cough cough)

Heidi Montag wants a restraining order from her mother, then I'd like to declare a restraining order from LIFE AND STYLE (the magazine of course) and all the bullshit they post. They make such HUGE EFFING ORDEALS ABOUT RIDICULOUS STUFF AND REPEAT THE SAME BULLSHIT ABOUT 20X in the same mofo article. SERIOUSLY!? REALLY!? why!? SERIOUSLY?! REALLY!? WHY!? (kind of like what i just did).

SORRY, that you've lived such a privileged life HEIDI and that through the succession of your life, WHICH WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY YOUR PARENTS, YOU MET SPENCER. The love of your life. Okay done bantering.

Now lets post AMERICA'S FAVORITE SONG:

Whoever thought 31 year old Usher would be teaming up with someone half his age...

Tyga's mixed tape is out and it's called "Fan of a Fan."

For my chicky playboys.

I bet Gucci Mane and Sean Garret only want to get in my heart. Heart as in pants.